GET YOUR GUITARS!!!
WE HAVE A MISSION!
The Cranberries have been stolen from the dinner table
Help Maw and Paw find the Cranberries by playing their favorite song
PS. If the Cranberries can't be found, no one will be happy at Thanksgiving and they will argue and argue and argue and force their political opinions on you and make weird comments about how they remember when they were your age and we will have school on Friday and sentences will no longer have punctuation marks they will only have more ands and then they will never never never
Never never end